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AHHHAHAHAHAHHH!! (Joe looks at Sylvester) Well if you MUST know! (Joe looks down to think) Tim Churley, That... MONSTER of EVILLLLL, (Joe looks at the ceiling) Kept me in his little mobius strrrip of a hellhole! In his cosmic lab called "Safe Company". (Joe then looks at Sylvester) And well... It took me TEN years to FINALLY face that 'Ol son of a GUN! And well... DESPITE getting him arrrrrested! As well as my nine bullies who PERRRRPRETUATED the whole nightmare for me! Tim came BACK to torment and HAUNT ME!! In his disgusting little game!! So... by the time I FINALLY managed to get back, With a fellow *Joe chuckles unsubtly as if it was a romantic thought:* HEHEUGH, Goth gal, who wanted to BE with me, *Joe clears his throat:* Got me BACK to my rrrrrealm! And THAT! Was when I THOUGHT to spawn a giant rrrrock to KILL That SON OF A DITCH PITCH! And NOW!!! *Joe takes a deep breath* (Joe speaks calmly, or attempts to:) And... now. I just thought to go and defeat any heinous being of such omnipresent knowledge and power, *Joe gets extremely loud as he shouts from the bottom of his lungs for a brief moment:* WHO DARES HARM ANY INNOCENT BEING IN ANY WORLD OR GALAXY, THAT NEVER DESERVED IT IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!!!! *Joe calms down* And now... you were saying my patient fellow?
~ Joebotnik, proudly telling Sylvester Ashling his sympathetic motives for partaking in cosmic counter-terrorism and altruism done with spell-castings, after dealing with The Gatekeeper and Joe's nine sadistic bullies.

Counter-Terrorists are Near Pure Good heroes who go against terrorism, stopping their heinous actions and hunting them down to capture, punish or eliminate them for the future of innocents and society as a whole.

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